Things I actually think about. Seriously.
- When the stop light turns green do we call it go light?
- I firmly believe that Piglet is a rabbit (Winnie the Pooh's BFF).
- Would my brains fall out if I keep an open mind?
- Why is it called rush hour when all cars move so slow?
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- What are giraffes for? Their necks are too long, their legs are too skinny, they have a black tongue and they don't make any sound.
- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Corn oil comes from corn. Where does baby oil come from?
- I want to put an office table inside an elevator and say how can I help you each time it opens with someone waiting outside.
- I wonder what sheep count when they can't sleep.
- Why do they need to install locks on 7-11 doors when they're open 24/7 anyway?
- If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of her nose?
- When I'm driving and looking for an address, I turn down the volume of my car radio. Why?
- If it's already built, why do we still call it building?
- An unwanted foreigner is called an illegal alien and an abnormal object is called a foreign body. Why?
- How do they stick a teflon to the pan if nothing sticks to teflon?
- I think that if a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, it can be considered as a hostage situation.
- Is there another word for thesaurus?
- I wonder if needles for lethal injection still needs to be sterilized.
- I'm kinda bothered that doctors call what they do "practice"
Think. Think again. Think some more. -ARR